are being sprayed with mustard gas, likely from the crop duster piloted by jihadists or possibly domestic terrorists:

This leads me to believe that the protagonist will take on a job to kill not only the labourers but also poison the food supply. It's also possible, and this is thinking outside the box, that not only is mustard gas being sprayed but GMO seeds of high-yield but an extremely carcinogenic strain of wheat are being spread. Time will tell.

Super Strong NPCs

Look at the way this guy is pounding in the "For Sale" sign. It takes a heavy sledgehammer to get a sign like that inserted into the earth. There's really one explanation: GTA V's world is populated by super strong NPC's, which leads me to believe that the main protagonist will develop super powers through the course of the game, including super strength and the ability to kill hookers with his mind.

The Plane

Without a landing strip in sight, this one is a no brainer. This plane belongs to the criminal syndicate that the protagonist will work for (and probably against) and there's a runway INSIDE one of the buildings just up ahead. The runway is actually a corkscrew design which allows the runway to fit easily inside the building.

Holes in the World

Check this frame. What the hell is that?

The easy answer is that Rockstar goofed up here. They've tipped their hand as to the intergalactic nature of GTA V. This is very clearly a space-time dilation point, which is bathing the entire city in cosmic rays. That accounts for all the super powers late in the game. The protagonist will be given a decision at the end of the game: leave the dilation point open and the world is destroyed, or close it and everybody loses their superpowers. (Any post-launch DLC will assume the player closed the dilation point.)

Sanitation Department on Strike

Here are three simple examples to prove that the protagonist will be involved in busting a strike by sanitation workers. It's obvious that trash is not being collected or cleaned up. From this we can extrapolate the fact there will be some crooked union involvement and some shady political dealings connected to the strike.

And just what the hell is Portal's Chell doing in GTA V? My guess is a prelude to Half-Life 2: Episode 3 -- it has to be some kind of cross-promotional thing.

"bulyrtrn"

This actually blew my mind!

When I ran this plate through an algorithm that the DEA and Homeland Security use to estimate the amount of cocaine that funnels in from South America (switching the letters to numbers prior to the calculation) then converting the result to matching letters of the alphabet you get "bulyrtrn" or more specifically "Bully Returns." It's likely the best stealth reveal in the history of gaming!
 

The Lists

According to my count there have been 31 "features" -- 32 if this feature look is included -- exploding the GTA V trailer frame-by-frame and all of them are dripping with bullshit speculation. It's not game journalism and it's not even entertaining. It's a pointless waste of time. The trailer is a carefully crafted piece of machinima that was designed to generate some interest in GTA V. The end. Leave it there, people. Commit those brain cells to a more worthy pursuit. Like getting a fucking life.

- D.D, Nunavut

(November 3, 2011)