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Top 10: Best Cleavage Part III

by Omni

Cleavage: the depression between a woman's breasts especially when made visible by the wearing of a low-cut dress.

If you missed them, check Part I, Part II of the Top Ten: Best Cleavage. The real sad part of this series of Top Tens is that I've had no trouble putting them together. As the game industry marches toward true photo-realism in games and physics that would make Newton say, "Wow!" more realistic female characters are few and far between. So in honor of this crazy disparity here we are with Part III of the Best Cleavage in Gaming.

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Kurenai (Red Ninja: End of Honor)

As far as sensible ninja wear, Kurenai is about as far away from concealment and stealth that all ninja's should be shooting for. Female ninjas, especially well-endowed female ninjas, should at least pick an outfit that keeps her breasts from spilling out. Sure, it may be a momentary distraction for rushing enemies, but it won't replace a well-placed smoke bomb.

Anne (Jurassic Park: Trespasser)

In many ways, Trespasser was a game well before its time. The kind of physics and animal behavioral routines is only now just coming into every day use in games. There was one thing abandoned though. If you looked down you were "treated" to a view of Anne's cleavage. It was a feature that all but ensured the advanced physics wouldn't be appreciated by anyone over the age of 14.

Rynn (Drakan)

Rynn hasn't been seen since 2002's Drakan: The Ancients' Gates and is in desperate need of sequel even if it makes no sense that she wears a tank top while she's knee deep in snow. That indicates she's tough yet not afraid to show her womanly wiles.

It's rumored (practically confirmed) that Rynn was based on a real-life person, Myrna Blankenstein.

Kaileena (Prince of Persia: Warrior Within)

Also known as the Empress of Time, Kaileena is a central figure in Warrior Within, entering in combat with the Prince at the climax of the game.

It is always amazing to me that powerful, fight-prone women have no qualms about fitting themselves into the most form-fitting and neckline-plunging gear possible. Some character designer was obviously tired of creating slobbering demons and opted for a more curvaceous character.

Isabella "Ivy" Valentine (Soul Calibur)

Maybe it's the outfit, but I'm almost certain that each one of Ivy's breasts are bigger than her head! One can only imagine what her chiropractor bills are like.

What else can I possibly say?

Eva (Metal Gear Solid 3)

Eva recently popped up in the PSP game Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops, but her most memorable role was in Metal Gear Solid 3 as an extremely competent spy who will use every tool at her disposal to gain the trust of both friend and foe.

Why doe she wear her coveralls open to the waist? I'm guessing it's because they're hot.

Agent Tanya (Red Alert 2)

Kari Wuhrer had her breast implants removed in 2002 (a decision chronicled here) so we'll never see Agent Tanya like this again. And let me just say, "Bravo!" If we ever see another Red Alert game, I'm hoping they bring Kari Wuhrer back as a realistic Agent Tanya.

But until then, all you sad sacks out there can drool over her appearance in the closing credits of Red Alert 2's expansion pack, Yuri's Reveng.

Ada Wong (Resident Evil)

In her first appearance in Resident Evil 2, Ada Wong sported a cleavage-free outfit, but when it came to Resident Evil 4 she opted for a backless evening gown.

In Ada's case, breast size is actually restrained and the amount of cleavage is modest. Both of which are amazing! She's in the middle of an outbreak of "Las Plagas" mutants and the designer didn't say, "Bigger! Inflate them! Make them bigger!"

Poison (Final Fight)

There's a lot of confusion around Poison, at least when it comes to gender. According to some sources, Poison is pre-op transsexual. I'm sure some of you will click on the picture and check for bulges.

At any rate, Poison has appeared in multiple Capcom games including the Final Fight series and the Street Fighter series and has always featured an ample bosom and accompanying cleavage.

Lulu (Final Fantasy X)

Granted, Lulu is a little on the creepy side, c'mon her dress is made our of belts and she holds a unnerving stuffed doll (most her attacks revolve around sending dolls to do her dirty work), but you have to appreciate the neckline. She may be a black mage, but she's all woman.

(March 14, 2007)


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