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Time Capsule: The Next Game Gods
The Internet excels at being one great big searchable database. Tap into Google with "cats playing tennis" and you'll get hundreds of pages with that phrase. Do the |
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same for ""what ken levine looked like in 2000" and
you get zero results. For that you'll have to turn to the November 2000 issue of
PC Gamer, which is splashed with the phrase "The Next Game Gods." A little
pretentious but it still catches a person's eye. |
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tells me that at that very moment he's looking into the future and regretting ever getting his hair cut and styled like this:
With this particular style he did a fantastic job
dating himself the same way he would have if he'd been wearing a lime tuxedo
with a flared collar.
The structure of the article makes the whole thing
read like a list of quotable one-offs and divorced of context and viewed through
the lens of everything that has happened in the last decade and a bit, some of
it comes off as completely ridiculous.
I find it very disturbing going from the PC to the console and to have to be Sony's bitch; to have to have Sony approve the things that we do. It's upsetting for me to submit it for their approval.
Hey, things have changed over the last 11 years!
Instead of being Sony's exclusive bitch, he's also Microsoft's bitch. And I'm
sure that unease and angst he felt back in 2000 (at the age of 25) was been
massaged away with all that console money.
Levine is not discussing his vision for DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball 3. (Picture source: Wikipedia.)
And when he keynoted PAX Prime and talked about how
attracted he was to the Scarlet Witch... I'm not sure if that's a sheen of
phoniness so much as a sheen of complete sweaty nerdiness.
A rumor I'm starting right now notes that he has
this phrase carved into the top of his desk so even during a weak moment -- a
moment he might reveal the ending to the Half-Life saga, it was all a dream in a
snow globe on an island guarded by Laura Palmer -- he can refer to it without
missing a beat. (August 29, 2011)
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