"Bottom
line: This game has no replay value, unless you are a huge fan of the
series don't go out of your way to get it, or if you have an earlier
version avoid it there's nothing new for you in this game."
Platform: N64
Genre: Sports
Publisher: Midway
Developer: Point
of View
ESRB: E
(Everyone)
Released: Q3
2000
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NFL Blitz
2001
NFL Blitz is the
series of insane football action released annually by Midway since the
mid 90's. You know the game, it's the one where up to four people can
play an outrageous game of football where the refs serve no purpose
other than keeping the score. The game is anarchy and simplicity
combined - score more than your opponent and do whatever is
necessary to do to score - late hit, pass interference, and unplug
neighbors controllers (not an available option on the controller - you
do it yourself). A game will invariably involve all sorts of high paced
action namely invented plays and all sorts of gaming frustration -
especially when you burn one of your friends for a long play and they
deliver a barrage of late hits to remind you that you still suck.
The
game is a relatively easy one to start - there are only three buttons to
worry about: turbo, pass and jump. Not exactly splitting the atom and
therefore a beginner can readily jump into a game and match wits with
the computer. Although it is easy to jump into the game, mastering the
intricacies of the game take a long time namely the skills with the
turbo button which can turn a short loss into a forty yard gain. These
details are ones which I cannot relate to as I was bored with the game
in around 30 minutes and pulled it for something of greater substance (Southpark
was on Comedy Central). I can verify that this is possible because I saw
the game do it on me - whether the feats can be duplicated by humans is
still under investigation.
The
updates from NFL Blitz 2000 include updated rosters so you get all of
the players that your team has acquired in off season trades and
signings and more importantly, new cheerleaders to ogle during
intermissions (they actually mentioned this in the manual), and newer
rants from the commentators (file this under "whatever"). This
game is exactly the same as every other Blitz incarnation - except I
wouldn't spend $40 to $50 bucks on it when I can get the same
satisfaction playing it once in a blue moon at my arcade.
One of the
undesirable traits that remains on this game is the ridiculous AI - one
minute the game chooses to run the same play for 3 and out the next
minute the quarterback turns a loss of twenty yards into a touchdown
from his own thirty and does so by outrunning every player on the team
including safeties 15 yards downfield. The other annoyance is the
insistence of the announcer to call some players’ names wrong - I'm
pretty sure that Griese was my starting quarterback for the Broncos.
Whenever the announcer says, "Frerotte just picked up 35 yards for
the first down" you should have heard the spew of obscenities
hurled at the Nintendo 64 - it wasn't a pretty sight, let me tell you.
Bottom
line: This game has no replay value, unless you are a huge fan of the
series don't go out of your way to get it, or if you have an earlier
version avoid it there's nothing new for you in this game.