"The
collected cutscenes are funnier 100 times over than an episode of
Friends and on par with Monty Python for being off-kilter..."
It’s
hard to write an objective review of Armed and Dangerous (AAD), because
if there was ever a game that seemed to be made for me – and people
like me – AAD is that game.Lots
of action, some glib humor, and familiarity that says, “Welcome
Back!” without seeming tired.
The
game that will forever be attached to Planet Moon is Giants: Citizen
Kabuto (that appeared on the PC and PS2), a madcap title from couple of years ago that featured a
nearly-naked and very deadly Sea Reaper, a trio of crash-landed aliens,
and the aforementioned Kabuto.AAD
doesn’t deviate far from the same action-laden environments; in fact,
it borrows many elements from
Giants that maybe they share the same timeline. (Indeed, with the
reference to a Majorcan prophecy, maybe they do...)
In
the case of AAD, you play as Roman, leader of a group of outlaws called
The Lionhearts that set out to steal the all-powerful Book of Rule.To do so they must overcome an army of grunts, the likes of which
were last seen in the Lord of the Rings.Against such a hostile force, one should expect a wicked arsenal
and when Planet Moon is behind the project, you get a wicked arsenal
that manages to be totally fun to use.
Although
Roman’s mainstay is the useful machine gun there is also the Land
Shark Gun, the Personal Motar, a sniper rifle, the Vindaloo Rocket
Launcher and the infinite-ammo Hawkings’ Rifle.The arsenal is further augmented with a variety of bombs
including the much talked-about Topsy Turvey Bomb and the crowd-clearing
World’s Smallest Black Hole.They’re
all very fun to use but sometimes they’re not enough to staunch the
horde – Roman is able to man a few different turrets.
The
action is really broken into two parts: third person action and
first-person base defend missions.Base defense sticks Roman in a bubble-like turret mounted on a
track on top of a wall as enemies wash toward him, reminiscent of the
Helm’s Deep battle in Lord of the Rings: Two Towers.Roman’s task, is to drive them back.Later in the game the action is almost unmanageable with your
attention pulled 7 or 8 different directions.Some have pointed to the base defend missions as too repetitive
and boring.Like any other
review it’s a personal bias – I loved those sections of the game.Which is not to say that the third-person missions, which
include rescuing a sheep, ensuring the safety of hapless villagers,
killing snipers and clearing out enemy occupations (watch those
buildings explode!), didn’t enthrall me.
Most
of the missions are difficult enough to offer a challenge without being
frustrating. (Having a “save anywhere” function helps, too.)If you’re having trouble completing a mission it’s probably
because you’re funneling your imagination – to go only “this”
way – or because you’re trying to be stealthy and conserve ammo.AAD is no stealth game.Ammo
is plentiful, use it!Besides
scoring “dropped” ammo from fallen foes, most levels have a Pub
where you can refill ammo, pick-up new weapons and top-up your team’s
health – provided you can keep your wingers (the giant robot, Q, and
mole miner, Jonesy) alive that long.
Throughout
the game, you’re accompanied by Q and Jonesy for some extra firepower.You have very little control over them.Roman can tell them to Return, Attack and Guard but 90% of the
time Roman will wind up helping them.There were only a handful of times that I finished a level with
either Jonesy or Q.Thankfully,
Planet Moon didn’t make it mandatory for Jonesy and Q to survive (on
most missions) –
they’re still there for the hilarious cutscenes.
Like
Giants before it, AAD is a funny game thanks in large part to the
personalities of the characters.The
collected cutscenes are funnier 100 times over than an episode of
Friends and on par with Monty Python for being off-kilter as the story
unfolds.For example,
there's an Elvis-type faith healer/prophet that really needs to be seen
to be believed.
There
are a few other aspects that could be considered weaknesses: no
multiplayer, linearity, and low replay factor.If those things are make or break aspects for you, you might be
disappointed with AAD.However,
you should probably reconsider.The multiplayer is not missed, the mission objectives
aren’t as linear as you might think, and I can think of no better way
to cap off the day with 10 minutes in a base defend mission.
Armed
and Dangerous is fun, packed with action and personality.But don’t take my word for it – play it!