"Xtreme
Beach Volleyball could have been alternately titled DOA Casino,
Playboy’s Girls of DOA, or DOA Dress-up."
Here’s
a challenge for you.Find
the volleyball on the Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball (XBV)
package.You’d think with
the words, “Xtreme” and “Volleyball” the package would be
spotted with them.There’s
but one – tucked in the shadows of one screenshot.This should be your first clue of things to come. XBV could
have been alternately titled DOA Casino, Playboy’s Girls of DOA, or
DOA Dress-up.If you’re
expecting a deep volleyball simulation, forget it.
It’s
not hyperbole to say that XBV is probably the best-looking Xbox title
yet.The graphics are slick
and smooth and even those that have no interest in scantily clad girls
will admit XBV's graphical prowess.The attention to detail is mind-blowing in some respects – can
you think of one other game that you can watch your character tan? –
but in terms of game modes, technical play and direction XBV, will
disappoint.
There
are two game modes: “Story” and Exhibition.Exhibition is your main mode for actually playing
volleyball.The story mode
(or Zack Island mode) is where items like swimsuits are unlocked and the
girls’ animated curves can be oogled. (One gets the feeling the titles
should have been switched.)This
mode lacks coherence.Your
character goes to Zack Island on the premise of taking part in the 4th
Dead or Alive Tournament but winds up playing beach volleyball instead.The actual volleyball portion isn’t all that satisfying during
the story mode.
The
control mechanics for the volleyball games are very simple – move with
the left stick, and A and B handles everything else.This makes it easy for new players to start playing volleyball
quickly but all too soon the match is finished and you’re booted off
the beach to scout another match, hit the boutiques or radio station, or
take part in one of the most inane mini-games I’ve ever played at the
poolside. Or you can visit an
unoccupied section of beach and watch your character dance, do push-ups,
stretch, frolic, caress fallen trees, and basically behave like no woman
ever would in real life – and you get to handle the camera work. (And
telling your wife or girlfriend, “I’m just appreciating the
graphics,” just won’t fly.)
The
boutiques are there so 1) you can outfit your character (right down to
nail color) and 2) buy gifts for the other characters in the hopes that
they’ll partner with you in future matches.This borders on some kind of Barbi-esque, make friends simulation
– a severe separation from Dead or Alive 3.Some will no doubt view this as a strategic feature – make
stronger alliances, win more matches, earn more money, etc.I just think it’s a pity there aren’t more game modes
included, like Tournament or a Skills Competition, especially when you
haven’t got the hang of currying favor and you spend wasted days
trying to partner with someone else after your partner leaves
(particularly if you don’t pay attention to the information in the
manual).
This
is why I spent far more time in Exhibition mode, which unfortunately
only supports two-player multiplayer.The actual volleyball action is good, even if it doesn’t
require much skill.That’s
not to say there’s no skill involved – more experienced players will
pick-up on the nuances – it’s just that everyone will be able to
jump in and play. But you'll still have to deal with an only so-so
camera that shows only one side of the court at a time making proper
positioning mostly guesswork.
There
are few touches that make XBV necessary for DOA fans and one of them is
the original TV ad for DOA3 (that comes as a gift).“She kicks high,” is still hilarious.And let me just repeat this, read the manual from cover to cover.The last line of the last page of information, there’s a
reference to checking out Survival Mode in DOA3.
I’m
almost sure the hate mail will come pouring in, but if DOA: Xtreme Beach
Volleyball were a female model, she’d be all beauty and no brai—
well, she wouldn’t be writing dissertations on deep sea sponge
formations or even be able to explain where sand comes from.Tecmo has made a visually awesome game and a generally good
volleyball game (in Exhibition) but there’s just not enough substance
to keep casual gamers interested beyond its good looks.