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Fantastic 4
Score: 5.9 / 10
Time has not been kind of the beat 'em up
genre. The likes of Double Dragon, Final Fight and Streets of Rage just
haven't aged well - gaming has actually moved beyond the "move forward
and punch things" mentality. Still, it's nice to see developers attempt
to resurrect this old art form. Someone at Activision must've been
playing the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade game, and figured,
"Why not combine this with the Fantastic 4?" And here we are, just in
time for a movie tie-in.
For a brainless brawler, there's at least some depth within the
Fantastic 4. You have two attack buttons of varying strengths, which can
be used to create a small handful of combos. The B button will pick up
and toss enemies, while various
special attacks can be executed by holding
down the R trigger. There are also rare super maneuver that lets your
characters go berserk momentarily. Beating up bad guys yields blue orbs,
which can be used to unlock new moves or upgrade current ones. There are
scripted moments throughout each level where you can use your super
powers to save bystanders or beat bosses. These are
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politely indicated with a glowing spot, where you play a quick
button-tapping or analog-swirling mini-game. Similarly, there are locks
to hack, which leads to more mini-games. I suppose they're done to break
up the action, but they're so easy that they end up feeling pointless.
In order to keep some narrative cohesion (and perhaps follow the plot of
the movie), Fantastic Four forces you to use particular characters in
each level. Sometimes you'll be fighting alone, sometimes you'll be
fighting with a partner, which can either be controlled by a friend or
AI, and you can switch between any of them at any time. Each of the
characters are quite distinct - Mr. Fantastic can reach foes from a
distance with his stretchy limbs, The Human Torch flies around with ease
and toasts baddies, and The Thing is more about picking up police cars
and using them to bash everything in sight. There are also some attempts
at stealth with the Invisible Woman's transparency power, but it's not
put to any good use. Each level is filled with hidden goals, which in
turn unlocks some bonus goodies, so there's an incentive to really do
well.
So it's clear that the developers realized that brawlers need variety in
order to succeed, but ultimately, the fighting still never advances
beyond button mashing. Occasionally, you'll get surrounded by enemies,
you'll use a special attack, and then you'll keep mashing until your
power meter regenerates. On the easiest difficulty level, you can take
huge doses of damage without dying, so it's not like the game is very
hard, but it does get consistently frustrating. And in betraying its
namesake, the game only supports two human players at a time. Believe it
or not, this is actually preferable. At the times when all four heroes
are on the screen simultaneously, the game trembles and stutters at all
of the onscreen chaos.
It's hard to really see where all of that horsepower is going. The
environments look passable, but they're insanely repetitive, and the
characters models look awful in both the in-game action and pre-rendered
cutscenes. In an attempt to be authentic to the movie, all of the actors
provide their real voices for the cutscenes, but the script is so
god-awful, you begin to wonder why they even bothered.
Like most games rushed to the market to coincide with a movie release,
the Fantastic 4 is quite buggy -- polygon clipping, missing animations,
and objects falling through the floor, for instance. These are all
pretty harmless, but the more relevant issue is the shoddy hit
detection. Certain bad guys need to be hit on the backside or knocked on
the ground before you can damage them, but this is rendered needlessly
frustrating. The same thing goes with the instant-kill move that can be
executed when you've damaged a boss character enough -- it doesn't seem
that hard to pull off, but the game seems to randomly decide whether it
works or not.
In spite of all of the complaints, Fantastic 4 is a competent, if
somewhat unremarkable, beat 'em up. Fans of the comics who weren't
angered by the movie will definitely find enjoyment out of a rental, but
there's not much more than an a few hours of brainless fun to be had. In
the end, you'll want to stick with the new Incredible Hulk game for your
dose of comic book-influenced smashing.