"This
game is chaotic Kung Fu brawling at its finest."
No
offense to the Karate Kid, but fitting Kung Fu Chaos into a particular
gaming genre is harder than trying to catch a fly with chopsticks. At
its heart, it’s a fighting game. But Kung Fu Chaos could also be
described as a party game chock full of mini-games, a la Nintendo’s
Mario Party. Throw in some 70’s music, a ton of bad puns, chop-socky
humor, cartoony, bobble-headed characters and what you have is Kung Fu
Chaos, which may be best described as a solid fighter that likes to
party hearty.
This
game is chaotic Kung Fu brawling at its finest. The premise of the game
is that you are working on the newest low-budget movie of Golden
Marvelous Productions under the creative control of loudmouth Hong Kong
fighting flick director Shao Ting, who like his name, reels off one bad
pun after another in the game’s cut-scenes that introduce each level.
Kung Fu Chaos tries to be funny, it really does. But there are just too
many unfunny wisecracks from Shao Ting (Shao Ting = shouting, get it?
Yeah, I know not funny) to consider Kung Fu Chaos a humorous game.
Kung
Fu Chaos’ “levels” are really mini-games that are based on famous
movies but with a low-budget take only Shao Ting could imagine with
plenty of kung fu fighting actors. There’s the “Gigantic” levels:
Shao Ting’s interpretation of Titanic and another based on Jurassic
Park; War of the Worlds-inspired alien activity, and naturally plenty of
martial arts fighting. A lot of levels to be sure, but it could have
been better if there were more individually-designed levels based on
other movie themes or clichés instead of having a couple of levels for
each included movie theme as ripped off by Shao Ting.
Your
job as one of the “actors” is to get at least a three-to-five-star
rating for each scene shot for the movie. If you do get that “pass”
rating (i.e. three stars) or higher, you’ll open up more levels to
play in the miniseries mode, the ninja challenge, battle, and
championship modes. To get a good star rating on each level, mostly it
comes down to defeating a large number of progressively harder-to-defeat
enemies. The higher the rating, the more you’ll unlock. And that will
allow you to take full advantage of the sensational multiplayer gaming
of Kung Fu Chaos.
The
real charm of Kung Fu Chaos is its multiplayer. Up to four players can
partake in Kung Fu Chaos battling at one time. If you do get four-player
games going, Kung Fu Chaos becomes almost the best multiplayer fighting
game (right behind Dead or Alive 3) you’ll see on the Xbox right now.
While
you will be doing a lot of fighting, there’s more than that to do in
Kung Fu Chaos. This is where the Mario Party influence comes in. On some
levels, there are party game activities like trying to knock opponents
off of teetering bamboo platforms by throwing an incapacitated princess
at each other. On one of the “Gigantic” levels, the goal is to knock
your other life preserver-wearing opponents off of a precariously
slippery small floating iceberg. Kung Fu Chaos is the fighter that’s
the life of the party.
Actors
you can select from all have punned names similar to Shao Ting's, but
fortunately, there’s no serious attempt at cramming the same bad humor
of Shao Ting into their persona. Thankfully, there’s a diverse
selection of actor-slash-fighters to choose from, including the feminine
variety. You can pick from the roller skate-and-yoyo wielding Candi
Roll, the father-son tandem Chop and Styx, Pam Grier-inspired Lucy
Cannon and Ninja, Fu Hiya among others.
Straying
from the more realistic look of the fighting rosters of games like Dead
or Alive 3, Kakuto Chojin, and Tao Feng, this Xbox-exclusive fighting
cast is bobble-headed and cartoony in appearance. It sort of takes the
same graphical approach that Nintendo’s new Legend of Zelda: The Wind
Waker takes where the cartoon appearance of Link somehow perfectly fits
the gameplay. This cartoonish rendering style fits well with the
tongue-in-cheek attitude Kung Fu Chaos tries to capture too. Overall,
the game is highlighted by some stellar visuals, particularly when there
are bodies of water involved in the action. However, don’t let the
cartoonish graphics fool you. If you think that the cartoony graphics
translate into a kiddie game, you’re wrong. There’s a good fighting
game under the hood, sans the heavy bloodshed that occurs in today’s
usual fighting game.
Controls
and available moves in Kung Fu Chaos are impressive. There are a
multitude of offensive attacks, counterattack moves, and defensive
protection moves. And controls are extremely responsive, a necessity for
a fighting game. The best inclusion in the game’s move list are the
character-specific taunting Super Attacks. After dropping an opponent,
by successfully unleashing an expletive-laced (in the form of some
oversized cartoon expletives: #%&!) verbal taunt, you get a taunt
point. Garner three taunt points, and you can then use the character’s
taunt Super Attack, which comes in handy against formidable enemies. You
can also steal taunt points, too, which makes it necessary to strategize
your gameplay.
Challenging
gameplay is part of the Kung Fu Chaos multiplayer experience. But if you
are squaring off in the single-player miniseries mode, then the
challenge can drop off sometimes dramatically because there are levels
where the same enemies come out at the same exact spot each time. This
repetitive re-spawning makes it easy to master a level without much of a
fight, bringing a boredom to Kung Fu Chaos that wouldn’t be there if
there was more randomization.
Head-scratchingly
puzzling is why Kung Fu Chaos can’t be played over Xbox Live. If ever
a game seemed perfectly suited for online Xbox Live gaming, Kung Fu
Chaos is it. But that aside, despite not being a entirely satisfying
single-player title, multiplayer gaming done on a non-split-screen arena
overtakes any of the shortcomings of Kung Fu Chaos and thrusts it with
sidekick ferocity into the same neighborhood of Dead or Alive 3 as far
as Xbox fighting games go.
No
doubt about it, after the disastrously awful Kakuto Chojin, and the
uneven Tao Feng, Kung Fu Chaos finally brings the Xbox a good quality
fighting game from a Microsoft first-party development house. A
surprisingly solid collection of various offensive and defensive moves,
good visuals, and plain all-out fun multiplayer gaming more than makes
up for the few small shortcomings of Kung Fu Chaos. Not entirely a
fighter, not exactly a party game, Kung Fu Chaos contains a good mix of
both gaming genres to deliver a title that should be considered
purchase-worthy.