"...the
fun is often shot to pieces because it’s too easy to get spun and sent
from first to worst with no warning."
There’s
a statistic out there that says something like 80 percent of all
four-wheel drive vehicles out there will never leave the pavement. Of
course, you’re sure that statistic is skewed by soccer moms thinking
they need the latest V-8 behemoth to trek Buffy and Timmy through the
suburban wasteland to get to the Gap.
But
that’s not you. No way. And just to prove it you take a left off the
beaten track. Pedal to the metal, slingin’ mud, scarin’
squirrels--that is until your neighbor calls the cops. Who knew he was
so anal about his shrubbery?
At
least with Infogrames’ Test Drive Off-Road Wide Open (TDOR) you can
get your high-octane kicks without attracting the attention of the law.
Developed by Angel Studios, TDOR features huge, open environments; big
air; and tricked-out four-bys your inner redneck lusts after. If you
like blasting full-throttle through rough terrain, driving straight off
insane cliffs and basically running over anything you darn well please
then tell momma you won’t be home for supper, you are going racing.
Test
Drive Off-Road has several courses based in three environments: Moab,
Utah; Yosemite, California; and Big Island, Hawaii. Each section of
terrain is large enough that many races can be held in each section
without crossing the same patch of ground twice. The races are gate
based, meaning any route you find from one gate to the next is fair
game. An on-screen arrow helps you find your way although it won’t
always tell you the fastest route.
The
variety of trucks to drive is fairly limited-mostly American-made iron.
Toyota is noticeably lacking, particularly since the company’s racing
division is one of the most prominent nameplates in all of off-road
racing. The racing stable consists of Jeep, Ford, Chevy, Dodge, and the
ultimate off-road brute, Humvee. The lone offshore rig is Mercedes’
ML430 and it’s dreadfully slow. All vehicles fall into one of two
categories: Speed or Power, and every nameplate has at least one truck
in each category except Mercedes. Speed vehicles exceed on the flats but
bog down in rough terrain and steep hills. Power vehicles are
high-torque, dirt-spewing monsters that love the rough stuff but lack
sizzling top speed. Races are classified for either Speed or Power
vehicles, or are open to anything-these are the best because they allow
you to pick the truck that suits your driving style and choose your own
path. At the first stages of the game only stock vehicles are available;
as you win races more, better vehicles become available until you are
behind the wheel of Pro-Class racing machinery.
Unfortunately,
the problem lies in advancing through the game to get to the good stuff.
The greatest drawback is the a.i. controlling the competition. Too often
it seems the trucks you are racing against are interested only in
spinning you out and ruining any chance of a decent finish. Returning
the favor isn’t wise since spinning other trucks slows you down, too,
and allows the rest of the field to speed away. It’s hard to describe
the frustration that comes from running the perfect race only to have a
computer-controlled truck come from out of nowhere, blast your bumper
and leave you looking where you’ve already been. There’s really
nothing you can do about it, and suddenly your first-place payout just
went down the drain as four trucks shot past as you were trying to get
turned back around. This is the same problem that plagued the PS2
version of the game, and I was disappointed to see the vehicle control
wasn’t tweaked to make it easier for the player to defend against
bumps from the rear. While reviewing this game I was spun more times
than a bottle at a sweet-sixteen party.
Speaking
of the PS2, TDOR for the Xbox is almost a direct port from its PS2
predecessor. Graphics have been sharpened slightly, but the racing
courses are the same, and with minor exceptions, so are the vehicles.
The hard-core rock lineup, while limited, suits the full-on nature of
the game and thankfully has been left intact. The biggest differences
are the addition of a stadium series, a multi-player “King of the
Hill” game, and four player capability instead of just two. The
stadium races are fun and put much more emphasis on throttle control
than the regular events-be careful or you will spend all your time
spinning your wheels. Again though, the fun is often shot to pieces
because it’s too easy to get spun and sent from first to worst with no
warning.
To
squeeze the most fun from TDOR, buy a bag of chips and invite three
friends over. The game does offer wheel-to-wheel, fender banging fun,
especially when there are real people in the room to bark at when
you’ve just left them eating your dust. You may not even want to waste
your time in Career mode; just win all the events in Single Race mode to
unlock the Pro Class trucks as well as the six-wheel drive Dodge T-Rex
and the Monster Truck and make them available for multi-player racing.
The moral of the story: If you’re looking for hours of involving
gameplay by your lonesome, stick with Halo.
But if you are looking for something to do at your Superbowl party
during yet another lame halftime show, TDOR is the way to go.