"...Driv3r
is a buggy driving game, mixed with a terrible GTA clone and bad Max
Payne rip-off."
Drive3r
is the most amazing marriage of alphanumerical characters since 2 Fast 2
Furious blew us away with its genius mastery of English grammar. It's
also the latest in the increasingly annoying series of over-hyped crime
games (see also: State of Emergency, True Crime, The Getaway) that
Gamestop employees will hound you to preorder, even though it is clearly
doomed to be utter trash. Seeing how the original PSOne Driver games
gave a unique (if frustrating) spin on the racing genre, it's a little
sad to see Driv3r come off so badly, with its fumbled marriage of car
chases and third-person action shooters.
While
there are several submodes in Driv3r – including a GTA-esque
"explore the city" option and several driving mini-games
(evade the cops, etc.) – the bulk of the game is the story mode,
featuring linear missions in the usual crime-filled world that attempts
to pay homage to Tarantino, but comes off more like a bad '70s cop show.
Atari sunk a lot of money into getting some famous voice actors for the
cutscenes, but these don't quite work as intended. Michael Madsen is
amazing and all, but his (i.e. your) character rarely talks. Ving "Marsellus"
Rhames and Michelle "Face Puncher" Rodriguez also star, but
given that the cutscenes are mostly just dark, almost nonsensical
interludes for an irrelevant story, you can really just ignore them.
As
far as the actual game is concerned, there's actually a rather nice
variety in the missions. You might start off leisurely driving to some
location, followed by an on-foot action sequence, and ending with a
speedboat chase. At least the designers were trying to catch the
excitement of a fast paced action flick, but you'd better like playing
them over and over and over. Checkpoints are sloppily placed, so losing
often requires playing whole five-minute game segments from scratch. And
all of these segments have some pretty major flaws that will make you
rethink choosing the "restart mission" option at Game Over
screen.
Take
any of the car chase missions. If you fall some arbitrary distance
behind your target, you will lose. Any minor bang up or missed turn will
pretty much result in failure. Occasionally you can shoot and drive at
the same time, but this is an entirely useless feature, since aiming is
a flat out impossibility. It's a shame really, as most of the driving
physics are quite good, and banging around town in finely smashed cars
is something of a minor joy.
The
thing is, there are times where Driv3r almost – almost – elicits the
thrills that it’s aiming for. Take one particular
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mission, where you
need to escape from a construction yard, only to be thwarted every few
seconds by enemy cars suddenly pulling out in front of you. These
segments can take a bit of trial and error, but with a set of fine-tuned
reflexes, it can be quite rewarding. And on certain chase mission, the
targets will change their paths, so at least the inevitable replays
aren't too boring. But these are all merely scripted events that were
planned well on the part of the designers. If handed off to the AI, the
game flounders hopelessly. My absolute favorite experience was when a
van pinned me against a wall, reducing my health in half but also
somehow flinging me on top of the roof. As I sat on the van roof, the
driver randomly drove around in circles, like a cat trying to catch its
own tail, before I leapt off, ran a few feet and lost my enemy
completely. Situations such as these are pretty normal, really.
And
those are just the driving segments, which are, sad to say, the crème
of the game. The foot segments are really just attempts at a no-frills
third-person action game. You can run, shoot and duck, but that's it –
no dashings leaps, no shoulder rolls, no fancy maneuvers. There's also
no grenades or secondary weapons, features which you will miss a lot.
Not to mention, the whole of it feels sloppy -- the camera loves you get
to killed by getting stuck behind scenery, and the lack of an auto-aim
or aiming sensitivity option makes shooting more of a chore than
anything resembling fun.
Because
of these flaws, you'll die a lot during the third person segments as well,
although there are some slightly amusing tactics. The best way to clear
out a room is to stand by a doorway in an area where the bad guy can't
detect you, turn until you get a shot of him (you can shoot through
edges of walls) and let loose. I guess creating strategies
based on terrible programming is a reward in itself, but it all just
feels kind of wrong.
In
spite of the average gameplay, one of the biggest draws of the Driver
games have always been the huge cities they modeled. While Driv3r begins in Miami,
you later end up in Nice (that's in France) and Istanbul. While it's
nice to see some international cities rendered in computer geometry, the
overall look of the game is somewhat average, unless you love seeing
worlds decorated with several different varieties of Bland Beige Texture
#37. The cars, at least, look vaguely nice (unless partial destroyed). The less said about the
soundtrack, though, the better. Most of the in-game music is comprised
of riffs from
a bunch of "popular" songs, which are so amazing that over
five pages of the instructional manual are devoted to telling you how
awesome it is. And naturally, none of it is any good.
Maybe
if the designers had either stuck with one kind of gameplay, or simply
polished up everything, then you'd be reading a higher-scoring review. But
as it stands, Driv3r is a buggy driving game, mixed with a terrible GTA
clone and bad Max Payne rip-off.This equals a pretty large pile of garbage, unless you're aware
of some strange video game math.