"I
would recommend renting this if you have a HUMONGOUS Italian Job fetish,
but otherwise, I’d suggest picking up Gran Turismo for $20 or at the
very least, Midnight Club II."
The
video game adaptation from the movie screen to the television screen has
been harsh over the past years. For every Spider-Man, there was a
Charlie’s Angels. Or, an Enter the Matrix. When I saw the Italian Job
in theaters, I didn’t like it. So, it came as no surprise that when I
started playing the video game it, too, didn’t leave favorable
impressions.
The
biggest problem I have with the video game is its mediocre voice acting
and “is this stage already over?” level design.
The
main character, Charlie Croker (played by Mark Wahlberg), has some
voiceovers in the “Storymode” portion of the game. I was hoping for
something a la Toby McGuire in Spider-Man, but what squirted out of my
television speakers was muffled, botched one-liners. I understand that
not every video game has the budget to hire the actors to read over the
script, but it would be nice to have someone that sounded somewhat
alike. There also are
circuit races, which let you cruise around the
city, a “stunts” mode that is a mini-games mode, and a multi-player
mode. Unfortunately, there is no drag racing mode or an online version.
My
other main beef is the level design. The only way I can describe the
levels here is by using another racing movie title, “2 Fast, 2
Furious.” And the levels really aren’t that furious. The design is
similar to a Crazy Taxi or a watered-down Test Drive. You have free
reign over the levels, a la Grant Theft Auto, but by time you pass over
a few intersections and blow through a few “S” curves, you’ve
managed to finish the level.
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There
are also no checkpoints in the levels. So if you accidentally take a
corner too fast and tip over, you have to start from the beginning.
True, I said above the levels are annoyingly short, but the frustration
of having to repeat the same course can get annoying.
So,
what went right?
The
game is a little catchy, in the same mold as a Crazy Taxi. The handling
and steering is a little touchy at times, but I like how you can jam
down X and go with it. You might tip over like a beached whale, but
it’s nice to get that adrenaline rush of the speed burst. The cars
move pretty fast and the open-endedness of most levels allows for
creative ways to find shortcuts via alleys or in well-conceived side
streets. The graphics of the MINI cars are decent, but not of the
caliber of a Midnight Club II and surely, the new Grant Turismo. The
cars don’t have as much detail or logos on the cars, but they do OK in
the shadows and lighting.
The
music and ambience is above average. The grungy rock music that plays in
the background pales in comparison to Grand Theft Auto’s playlist. The
cars sound like garden tractors.
Overall,
with the solid number of racing games on the market, even for the
reduced sale price of $39.99, the Italian Job is not worth the price. I
would recommend renting this if you have a HUMONGOUS Italian Job fetish,
but otherwise, I’d suggest picking up Gran Turismo for $20 or at the
very least, Midnight Club II.