This particular action
figure is the brainchild of Todd McFarlane and marks the first
commercial topless female action figure. Don’t believe me about the
topless thing? 1) Never doubt me, I always tell the truth and 2) take a
closer look. Granted, the Blair Witch is not as curvaceous as Abbey
Chase or Vampirella (or even human for that matter) but she is topless.
I make note of this because it shoots the playability score to hell.
I have to admit that the
sculpt and poseability is very good, if on the horrific side. She looks
a lot like Todd’s vision of those nasty apple trees in the Wizard of
Oz or kind of an emaciated Swamp Thing. She’s very organic – with a
strange combination of bone, wood, moss, and other forest flora.
Accessories are all
dead-on. She comes with a scythe, a bundle of sticks, one of those weird
stick figures, and a piece of milky-white burlap to cover her upper
half. The bundle of sticks is hinged and opens to reveal a severed
tongue, some teeth, and an eye (?) in a tribute to poor Josh from the
Blair Witch Project. ("Josh? Josh!?! JOSH!") All the
accessories fit her as well. The burlap top drapes over her head and
shoulder gives her a shrouded look, which is much more menacing than
posing her without it. The scythe fits easily in her right hand and the
bundle of twigs fits in the other. I rigged up the stick man to hang
from the backdrop.
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Straying from the usual
statuesque tradition of Movie Maniac figures, Blair Witch is more
poseable than most. Not so much in the legs, but the arms have a range
of motion that means you can attain different poses.
Playability . . . well,
in a word, don’t. I can’t think of any reasons to actually play with
Blair Witch. She’s a good display piece. Kids won’t show interest in
it. (If they do, maybe they should be in counseling.) Those that want to
put a face to the name, since we never actually get to see her in the
Blair Witch movies, won’t find anything else. Todd’s done a great
job using his imagination to create this figure and I don’t think fans
will be disappointed – she’s definitely a Movie Maniac – but for
the average Joe I’m not sure what the appeal is.
Note: I've seen two
versions of the Blair Witch. The figure not reviewed is known as
the "dred locks" version and looks quite different