In shadow of the highly
reported shark attacks along American coastlines this summer, McFarlane
Toys releases its anticipated Jaws figure, the deluxe-boxed figure of
the 4th Movie Maniacs series.
As a child, Jaws scarred
me the same way Psycho did. Both movies radically changed by behavior
patterns. After Psycho, I took baths for months afterward. After Jaws, I
avoided any body of water larger than a big puddle. Swimming was out of
the question – no matter if was an indoor chlorinated pool. Going out
in a boat was unthinkable! You never know what’s lurking just below
the water line and this "figure" will scar another generation
of kids with its graphic detail.
The "figure"
captures the climatic closing of Jaws – literally – when the shark
lands on the back of the boat and drags that old sea dog of a captain to
Davy Jones’s locker. Detail is some of the best I’ve seen this year
in terms of color and sculpt for a movie likeness. From the frothy
water, to the bloody chum, the mast, the coal-black eyes of the shark,
the boat itself – it pegs the exact moment from the film in plastic
3D. The small detail that I just love is the cabin light above the
table. It hangs at an angle to the boat, level with the water, just as
it should.
I’ve been using the
word "figure" in quotation marks because it’s
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not so much a
figure as a 3D frame from a movie. It’s big enough to be a playset but
it’s way too fragile for you to even consider it. Installing the mast
netted four or five rungs of the mast ladder being snapped off. After
securing the mast lines it becomes very difficult – nigh, impossible
– to get any play out of Jaws. The strands block access quite well to
the shark’s mouth and cabin access. The captain fits easily in the
shark’s maw (NOTE: do this before installing the lines) and is in
correct proportions to the boat. Articulation points, there are three:
the door to the interior can be opened and closed and the captain’s
arms move at the shoulders. The captain can be severed easily, and since
he’s small to start with losing the pieces can happen in the blink of
an eye. Then you’re left with feeding the shark Lego men. (They snap
apart in the middle, too.) You get the idea though, this isn’t a
figure you can / should play with. (You’re first clue to this should
be the combination of glue and multiple twist ties that holds it
in the package.)
Display is absolutely no
problem provided you have enough shelf space. The base is huge, so
nothing, short of a 9.0 on the Richter (or a two year-old – take your
pick), will knock it over.
The biggest plus to Jaws
for me was that there was no noxious smell when it was unpackaged. Maybe
McFarlane’s using a different painting process, but it’s the first
time I’ve opened a figure from McFarlane and not felt the need
to leave it outside overnight to lessen the smell. (Or possibly I’m
coming done with a cold.)
If you own a bait and
tackle shop, getting Jaws is a no-brainer.