Question #2: What
demographic is this toy aimed at?
I’m still trying to
figure out the second one. McFarlane Toys has a reputation of doing what
it wants to do, no doubt due to the personality of its founder, Todd
McFarlane, but this is the first time I’ve really been stumped when
trying to understand the logic of producing a series of figures that is
so gruesome and disturbing. I’m sure there are lots of Clive Barker
fans chomping at the bit, just dripping in anticipation, for this
series, as are fans of McFarlane’s work and possibly subscribers to
Heavy Metal magazine. There’s certainly no mass-market appeal here –
this is about as far from Shrek as you can get.
Mongroid is hard to
describe. He could be described as the small animal sidekick of the
series since he’s on all fours and the gaping maw protruding from his
belly suggests animalistic qualities. The mouth itself reminds one of
Audrey Jr., the huge man-eating plant from Little Shop of Horrors. Only
instead of being a plant, it has somehow imbedded itself into Seymour,
acquired a bondage habit, and has gone mobile in search of fresh meat.
The detail is quite high, especially the mouth which features many sharp
teeth. The lower jaw is rubber so it can be moved slightly, but it
won’t stay in that position. His skin is textured and
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the paint
(flesh, acid puke green, and blood red around the restraint points) is
expertly applied. The wrists and thighs are attached with chains to the
leather harness. The chains are real metal, although the little meat
hooks attached are plastic. I always like to see metal used in action
figures but it just adds creepiness here.
In all honesty, I
didn’t play with Mongroid much – just as much as I had to, so as to
write this review, then I returned him to his box that I keep safely
buried in the backyard. However, there are some things of note if you
really must play with Mongroid. First, the hands (four of them since he
doesn’t have feet) are susceptible to breakage. The seam joints at the
wrists are solid but they’re so small – any good downward pressure
might snap off a hand. Second, the chains limit the mobility of the arms
and legs. Most won’t find this a problem though because Mongroid has
been designed to just sit. Which is not all bad, especially if you want
to horrify co-workers. His open mouth displays his gullet quite well and
a standard pen will fit snuggly in the gullet. Or light a cigarette,
stick it in, and pretend he’s taking up yet another bad habit. People
will stop visiting your cubicle – guaranteed! (They should slap that
on the card as a "feature.")
It’s definitely a niche
item, but Mongroid won’t disappoint those that seek it out.