The
third or fourth definition of the word “cool” in my dictionary is as
follows: A big evil robot.
Honest.I’m not kidding.
Okay,
maybe a little, but you get my point.Robot action figures are just plain cool – from the robot in
Metropolis, to IG-88 in The Empire Strikes Back, to the robot in
Forbidden Planet, mechanical people have a certain level of menace about
them.You never know if
their CPU is going to overheat and make them insane, bloodthirsty
killers.They’re the life
of any party!
T-800
is one of the more evil robots in recent times and McFarlane has
done a great job recreating him in plastic. (I’m thinking a deluxe
figure – maybe 12” – made of metal should be forthcoming.)The detail is great especially the copious amount of
“piston” articulation in the legs and arms for that extra
authenticity.Other notable
aspects are the tubes on his upper torso.The paint job is great too.
Articulation
is great for many different poses.McFarlane has taken advantage of T-800's robot nature to place
articulation points all over, especially in his arms.Each arm has five points.The
only areas that could have used articulation points are his ankles so he
could be
posed walking.His
feet lack peg holes so he’s a bit unstable if you don’t have his
feet right under him.In terms of what T-800 offers for poseability, it gets high
marks.Also, something that
might be underutilized is the fact he can be sectioned – his torso can
be removed from his legs.In
the middle of his back there is a small screw.Take that screw out and you can recreate that great closing scene
in the original Terminator.(Just
don’t lose the screw.Or
his legs.)
As
long as you’re careful, your T-800 will offer years of enjoyment.Be warned this warranty is void if a shark,
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crocodile, grizzly
bear or child under 8 years of age attacks your T-800.Kids especially will manage to turn T-800 into a bag of broken
parts, which is a shame as he’s a robot figure and is bound to get
quite a bit of playtime.Played with carefully, T-800 has potential to be a fun toy.But darned if he don’t snap like a toothpick when played with
roughly. (He had all articulation before the Playtest –
administered by my three-year old son – but a few points less after I
had to perform Krazy Glue surgery.)The tubing around his neck will get ripped away – no doubt
about it.You could save
yourself the trouble and rip them off for reattachment some time later,
because once a kid gets hold of him you might not be able to find them
when they get ripped off.His
gun is also quite easy to lose since it doesn’t fit snuggly in his
right hand and is pretty small.
Simply
put, T-800 is a great addition to any movie buff’s collection with
great articulation, likeness, and small touches.He may not be the best play toy available (even though he has
some potential), but at least he looks great on your display shelf.