
	Platform PC Genre Adventure Developer / Publisher Empire Interactive Year released 1994
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Dream Web

Everyone has his or her own opinion of the worst game ever. Dream Web is mine. Say, "Sucky" four hundred thousand times and you’ve just scratched the surface of how bad this game is. All this from "a game to die for."

Right away things go down hill. You won’t really be sure why you’re playing or what you’re supposed to be doing. Somehow you have to figure out that your quest is to go around defeating a half-dozen "demons" and save the world. Doing this will be

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near impossible. The view is top-down which makes figuring out what objects are completely frustrating. The graphics are pedestrian. Inventory management sucks cheese. You can pick up just about anything and put it in your inventory. But 90% of that stuff is useless and never gets used. The voice acting often deviates from the text displayed on-screen. If you manage to get to the conclusion of this game (I needed a walkthrough) you’ll be

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very disappointed. Not just because you spent some valuable time playing this worthless piece of flotsam, but because you get gunned down by the cops at the end! WHAT? YOU’VE JUST SAVED THE WORLD AND THE COPS BANG A FEW EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS THROUGH YOUR HEAD?

Do yourself a favour. If you find copies of this, chop it up into 16 pieces then burn them. Take the ashes AND BURY THIS WORTHLESS GAME! THEN URINATE ON ITS GRAVE!

- Omni


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